Ryde or Die Chick

Face
Stems
Lack of intelligence
Junk in the trunk
Personality
Sexual Prowess
Street Cred
Rack
Hair
Scent
Gloves of clitorees
Nails

I don't know what you guys judge a female on, but for me, street cred plays a major role. I don't want no sweethearts. No innocent girls. No, I need a ryde or die chick. A Bonnie to my Clyde. A girl who'll spit on some hag who even so much as glances at my yolked-out calves.

There's only two girls on t.v. right now that fit the bill.


1) Felicia "Snoop" Pearson



Snoop = 100% BOMB! Hailing from West Bodymore, Maryland, she's got a body count in the double digits. She aim to kill a nukka. She's cold-blooded like fuscia gators. She's a soldia.


and


2) Lil' Mama



Lil Mama = 150,000% BOMB. From Harlem, New York. More hood than Shane Sparks' doo-rag. She's so hood that she made Uri and the short guy from Status Quo cry. She's so hood that when me and her get married and we're walking down the sidewalk, she'll walk on the side closer to the street so that I'm protected from oncoming traffic. Nevermind, Lil Mama is so hood, she doesn't walk. She gets carried.

So anywhoo, in conclusion, Lil Mama ≥ Snoop Pearson.

Lil Mama = Ryde or Die Chick