I tried to add Eric as my friend, but no reply yet :(
Like Eric, I'm infuriated at America too. Status Quo does a bunch of flips and they're in the finals.
That's not dancing. That's gymnastics. They even have their own Kerri Strug.
Come on America. It was all a hoax. Fake sprain. Fake crying. Fake flips. Who sprains their ankle one minute and then does the Soulja Boy the next? And then turns himself into a jump rope? And then flips off the stage? And then cries when Lil Mama tells him that he's about to cry? Without supermanning a ho.
Oh that reminds me of this guy I went to middle school with - Daniel Stolan. Every once in awhile during lunch, there'd be a dance off between me, Richard Kim and Ed Nguyen. You know, I'd be doing my phat Isos and such, just breaking off Richard something nice and then out of nowhere BOOM here comes Daniel Stolan. I swear he would back flip into the cypha. He would do some half-ass flare he learned at KIPS and then finish with a front flip. Not even on beat. Just a flare and a flip. All the ignorant kids would be amazed and clap. I just did a bridge into a reverse-airbaby! He did a flip. I got no applause. No love. Screw him. Gymnastics is for teh ghey.
Anyhoo, Kaba Modern got screwed by Daniel Stolan, Bela Karolyi, and Kerri Strug.
Hand dance > flips
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