While the JabaWookies were being crowned "Best Dance Crew".......Not too far away there was another talented winner...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xKwmseoKFCo
The Unofficial "Americas Best Dance Crew" Blog
4/2/08
3/28/08
"All u guys do is flip over thrash cans"
Jabbawockeez > Status Quo
In the end a bunch of flips beat a bunch of flips.
Congrats to the Jabbas.
But let's be honest, that final show was unbereebabuly bad.
For example:
Status Quo's final walk off the stage. As soon as their flag fell, man, I was on the edge of my seat.
How many flips were they going to leave us with? 17? 42? 150? 1000? We got 6.
Unbereebabul.
In conclusion, the last epsiode was gay like San Francisco Bay. I should've just gone to TGI's, smoked 4 schwag blunts, and freestyled with 3 shins to Kanyizi's Flashing Lights. "She don't believe in shooting stars. But she believes in shooting stars."
Can't wait till next month's auditions. We'll keep you up to date on how we kill 'em with the top-secret isolated hand dance we've already mastered (hint: our hands do flips). Stay tuned...
3/27/08
*WHAT A FINALE!* Congratulations JabbaWockeeez!
Our voting poll was correctThat was unbereebabul!
Friends and Team:
I am so glad I witnessed history with my own eyes. My team and I am grateful for all the folks that came to our "Best Dance Bowl" party. I will have to invite the rest of our readers to our next event.
Congratulations!!!: Atban, you we're the winner of our grand prize of a DDR arcade machine for your room.
Mario Lopez declines a for sure RSVP
He didnt say no. We will be in contact with our intel in the field to track his after party plans. Who knows, he might be waiting for preppy to drive him. Freakin tool....But Wow. it has come to the season finale and i say season because ITS ONLY HE BEGINING! ! My co-bloggers and i have been trying to make arrangements with our dear buddy Mario to come celebrate after the show. He has only replied, "Maybe another time". I think this new gig of his has gone to his head!!! Yes we know Mar (since we homies like that hes Mar to me) your going to leave for a short while for broadway and use your KIPS gymnastic moves in the NYC , but all we ask is for you to just make an appearance. That simple Mar dog. I have also got to email his buddy "preppy" and he too seems to be too cool for our Yoshinoyas and FREE beer Finale party. Hey its all good. More Beer for us real die hards and more room to show off our groundbreaking Isolations and transitions. May i also add in we have collaborated with street teams that have introduced some of us to work on some "new" moves including the 150,000% lil mama swagger...You gotta see it to believe it so as they say on the price is right, Come on DOWN! Get DOWN. And be DOWN!
Gotta love his side profile!!!! uhh eeyyahhhh
Gotta love his side profile!!!! uhh eeyyahhhh
Happy Season Finale Day!
Hey guys!
Happy Season Finale Day!
So today is the big day! We here at the "Unofficial America's Best Dance Crew Blog" are organizing a get-together for the season finale.
If you live in the LA area, you can meet us at Century City Mall at 4 PM. From there we're going to the "Unoffical America's Best Dance Crew Blog's" bachelor pad!
Free beer and Yoshinoya on us. Beef bowls!
Me and Walk it Out will be at the food court. You'll find us dressed like our favorite Jabowakeez. Ey!
If you plan on coming leave a comment in the comments section. If you're a girl, leave your phone number or address. NO PO BOXES PLEASE!
Remember, if you don't plan on partying 150,000%, then don't come!
Happy Season Finale Day!
So today is the big day! We here at the "Unofficial America's Best Dance Crew Blog" are organizing a get-together for the season finale.
If you live in the LA area, you can meet us at Century City Mall at 4 PM. From there we're going to the "Unoffical America's Best Dance Crew Blog's" bachelor pad!
Free beer and Yoshinoya on us. Beef bowls!
Me and Walk it Out will be at the food court. You'll find us dressed like our favorite Jabowakeez. Ey!
If you plan on coming leave a comment in the comments section. If you're a girl, leave your phone number or address. NO PO BOXES PLEASE!
Remember, if you don't plan on partying 150,000%, then don't come!
3/26/08
Intense Intense...
My oh my... The dropping of the team flags has to be one of the most depressing moments in 2008. Rip to those Fish chicks, the skate bro's, and frankly, i dont even remember the rest. But what i keep having bad dreams about is the sight of the Jaba's flag dropping on the ground . Dreamz i tell you. I already fulled my prescription Wellbutrin just in case the my dreams do come true where in this case its the last thing i want. And if not, a little herbals to celebrate!
!!I hope at the end of 2008 they will be putting that intense situation of the flag falling into the Year in Review Highlight. But on the bright side, it will be a touching moment to see either teams "walk it out" after the flag ceremony. Which ever is to happen, i am ready.
Too hard?
As infatuated as i am with the Kaba Modern, after seeing what im seeing, does anyone else think the ladies of Kaba Modern walk of the stage looking too cool for school? A lil mama, sorry i mean a lil too hard....Watch them leaving the stage. They are hard..they are CORE!!!but here, they look so happy.
I have been trying to learn those "isolations" and "transitions" hah from them. My button rewind and play on my tivo remote went to doo doo. Well im thinking of going to the UCI campus today if i can catch a flight because most importantly, i want to learn how to "DEFY GRAVITY". Yea yea, "lil mama" (my future wife) did give the Jabawockeez props for putting out 150,000% , yes thats right not a typo, one hundred and fifty thousand percent, so when i find time to fit them into my schedule or after i break my skates, i will soon be their next padawan. Just a matter of time.!
I have been trying to learn those "isolations" and "transitions" hah from them. My button rewind and play on my tivo remote went to doo doo. Well im thinking of going to the UCI campus today if i can catch a flight because most importantly, i want to learn how to "DEFY GRAVITY". Yea yea, "lil mama" (my future wife) did give the Jabawockeez props for putting out 150,000% , yes thats right not a typo, one hundred and fifty thousand percent, so when i find time to fit them into my schedule or after i break my skates, i will soon be their next padawan. Just a matter of time.!
Ryde or Die Chick
Face
Stems
Lack of intelligence
Junk in the trunk
Personality
Sexual Prowess
Street Cred
Rack
Hair
Scent
Gloves of clitorees
Nails
I don't know what you guys judge a female on, but for me, street cred plays a major role. I don't want no sweethearts. No innocent girls. No, I need a ryde or die chick. A Bonnie to my Clyde. A girl who'll spit on some hag who even so much as glances at my yolked-out calves.
There's only two girls on t.v. right now that fit the bill.
1) Felicia "Snoop" Pearson
Snoop = 100% BOMB! Hailing from West Bodymore, Maryland, she's got a body count in the double digits. She aim to kill a nukka. She's cold-blooded like fuscia gators. She's a soldia.
and
2) Lil' Mama
Lil Mama = 150,000% BOMB. From Harlem, New York. More hood than Shane Sparks' doo-rag. She's so hood that she made Uri and the short guy from Status Quo cry. She's so hood that when me and her get married and we're walking down the sidewalk, she'll walk on the side closer to the street so that I'm protected from oncoming traffic. Nevermind, Lil Mama is so hood, she doesn't walk. She gets carried.
So anywhoo, in conclusion, Lil Mama ≥ Snoop Pearson.
Lil Mama = Ryde or Die Chick
Stems
Lack of intelligence
Junk in the trunk
Personality
Sexual Prowess
Street Cred
Rack
Hair
Scent
Gloves of clitorees
Nails
I don't know what you guys judge a female on, but for me, street cred plays a major role. I don't want no sweethearts. No innocent girls. No, I need a ryde or die chick. A Bonnie to my Clyde. A girl who'll spit on some hag who even so much as glances at my yolked-out calves.
There's only two girls on t.v. right now that fit the bill.
1) Felicia "Snoop" Pearson
Snoop = 100% BOMB! Hailing from West Bodymore, Maryland, she's got a body count in the double digits. She aim to kill a nukka. She's cold-blooded like fuscia gators. She's a soldia.
and
2) Lil' Mama
Lil Mama = 150,000% BOMB. From Harlem, New York. More hood than Shane Sparks' doo-rag. She's so hood that she made Uri and the short guy from Status Quo cry. She's so hood that when me and her get married and we're walking down the sidewalk, she'll walk on the side closer to the street so that I'm protected from oncoming traffic. Nevermind, Lil Mama is so hood, she doesn't walk. She gets carried.
So anywhoo, in conclusion, Lil Mama ≥ Snoop Pearson.
Lil Mama = Ryde or Die Chick
I think that "Uri" from Kaba Modern cries too much... You think???
Man. She was crying almost more than that stat. quo dude. She cried @ her family tea time interview, almost every elimination, probably while she dances too!! Kaba modern from UCI = Unconditionally Crying Inside ..Any comments?
ANIMAL!!!
http://www.askmen.com/toys/entertainment_100/114_gossip.html
Old news. Yes. But Mario Lopez = Animal.
He went from
to
Meanwhile, Preppy bagged this:
A.C. wins fo sho. He's ani-MAL. Preppy is insect.
A.C. Slater > Zack Morris
Old news. Yes. But Mario Lopez = Animal.
He went from
to
Meanwhile, Preppy bagged this:
A.C. wins fo sho. He's ani-MAL. Preppy is insect.
A.C. Slater > Zack Morris
Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao Encourages All Dancers To STEP UP!
"If I wasn't a boxer, I would just dance!!!"
The Gloves of What?!?!
The Gloves of What?!?!
Infuriated
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=116022
I tried to add Eric as my friend, but no reply yet :(
Like Eric, I'm infuriated at America too. Status Quo does a bunch of flips and they're in the finals.
That's not dancing. That's gymnastics. They even have their own Kerri Strug.
Come on America. It was all a hoax. Fake sprain. Fake crying. Fake flips. Who sprains their ankle one minute and then does the Soulja Boy the next? And then turns himself into a jump rope? And then flips off the stage? And then cries when Lil Mama tells him that he's about to cry? Without supermanning a ho.
Oh that reminds me of this guy I went to middle school with - Daniel Stolan. Every once in awhile during lunch, there'd be a dance off between me, Richard Kim and Ed Nguyen. You know, I'd be doing my phat Isos and such, just breaking off Richard something nice and then out of nowhere BOOM here comes Daniel Stolan. I swear he would back flip into the cypha. He would do some half-ass flare he learned at KIPS and then finish with a front flip. Not even on beat. Just a flare and a flip. All the ignorant kids would be amazed and clap. I just did a bridge into a reverse-airbaby! He did a flip. I got no applause. No love. Screw him. Gymnastics is for teh ghey.
Anyhoo, Kaba Modern got screwed by Daniel Stolan, Bela Karolyi, and Kerri Strug.
Hand dance > flips
I tried to add Eric as my friend, but no reply yet :(
Like Eric, I'm infuriated at America too. Status Quo does a bunch of flips and they're in the finals.
That's not dancing. That's gymnastics. They even have their own Kerri Strug.
Come on America. It was all a hoax. Fake sprain. Fake crying. Fake flips. Who sprains their ankle one minute and then does the Soulja Boy the next? And then turns himself into a jump rope? And then flips off the stage? And then cries when Lil Mama tells him that he's about to cry? Without supermanning a ho.
Oh that reminds me of this guy I went to middle school with - Daniel Stolan. Every once in awhile during lunch, there'd be a dance off between me, Richard Kim and Ed Nguyen. You know, I'd be doing my phat Isos and such, just breaking off Richard something nice and then out of nowhere BOOM here comes Daniel Stolan. I swear he would back flip into the cypha. He would do some half-ass flare he learned at KIPS and then finish with a front flip. Not even on beat. Just a flare and a flip. All the ignorant kids would be amazed and clap. I just did a bridge into a reverse-airbaby! He did a flip. I got no applause. No love. Screw him. Gymnastics is for teh ghey.
Anyhoo, Kaba Modern got screwed by Daniel Stolan, Bela Karolyi, and Kerri Strug.
Hand dance > flips
3/25/08
America's Best Dance Crew....Who will take the title?
So the time has come to for the Do-Ragged judge ( I forgot his name), the hole in hat Lil Mama
and the scarf toting J.C from the out of sync group ,thats acting like his ass dont stank, to hand the decision to America. Who will be the best dance crew. Thank God those roller punks are out as for me, correct me if I'm wrong but they look like they spend their saturdays wacking it off with each other skates. What ever happens, I don't know about you but Mario Lopez is the real winner here!
and the scarf toting J.C from the out of sync group ,thats acting like his ass dont stank, to hand the decision to America. Who will be the best dance crew. Thank God those roller punks are out as for me, correct me if I'm wrong but they look like they spend their saturdays wacking it off with each other skates. What ever happens, I don't know about you but Mario Lopez is the real winner here!
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